Readying up for Big Four.

I know, it's only a weekend, and the show is only one night, and it's not gonna be near as crowded or boring or lame or LONG as coachella, but I still have to prepare. So here's a list of things I need to have ready and/or bring.

• Sunscreen! very important. I burn easy, and sunstroke is the worst, so lots of water too.
• Sleeping bag. Why not? It's gonna be hot as hell, but maybe I WANT to sleep on the floor. To me, it's not a vacation unless you're roughing it. Maybe I'll bring a pillow too. ..and a teddy bear.
• Clean laundry. Maybe I'll get around to washing some.
• Money: it buys things, if it wasn't for that, I'd hate it.
• My laptop? Should I? I'm afraid it'll get ripped off, and it's EVERYTHING to me. But it'd be nice to stay in touch.
• Binoculars. General admission. Good idea.
• My second favorite weed pipe. and some weed.
• A personal cooler. Packed with nothing but ice. I doubt it will be easy to buy in the DESERT.
• A deck of cards.
• My hackeysack. It's metal shot filled, so flat but so heavy, and perfect for even a novice to stall.
• Every cool new movie I own. and all my best music. (contingent on laptop)
• Swim trunks - I heard there's a pool?
• My Nintendo DS and my iPod and a cool book I borrowed from my friend Chris - road trip? I promise not to be bored.
• Extra beer - ya know, in case we run out.
• Some of my best friends, and some people I don't know all that well but love just the same. It'll be a good bonding weekend.

I'll be looking forward to it all week. STOKED!

kloveyabye, thanks for going over my checklist with me, be sure to comment on anything I may have missed. Don't say condoms, cause I'm using fake names only this weekend. Wish me luck through this workweek and that I don't have any serious sausage-related injuries.

Sincerely,

Heckles Von Twinkleoffve.